Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig.
Contact lenses .
Change your accent .
Change Hand when writing .
Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa .
Contour the hell outta your face.
Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away
Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show
Y'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Make sure you set up a solid alibi
Pay for everything in cash
Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police
Reblog to save a life
- Me: *walks past a bookstore without buying anything*
- Friend: Wow.
- Me: I know. Should I be proud or ashamed?
thank you
YOU TOOK THE DOTS OFF THE BOWL
This gives me such a sense of satisfaction is that weird
Especially the cars
This feels strangely relaxing. This technique might be really good for anxiety :0
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